Eric Answers Five Questions on Friday.

Me: Which would you rather have, 1 million dollars or me? 

Eric: You. 

Me: 10 million dollars? 

Eric: You. 

(editor’s note, I’m seriously doubting his intelligence)

Me: Do you think butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

Eric: What kind of question is that? Uh... no.

Me: Apple Juice or Orange Juice? 

Eric: Apple Juice

Me: When was the last time you were pulled over by the cops? 

Eric: Years ago. 

Me: If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day? 

Eric: Crying and watching the Hallmark Channel.